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10 Commandments of High School

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The Ten Commandments of High School


1. Thou shalt not speak ill of seniors.

2. For that matter, thou shalt not speak ill of any upperclassmen.

3. The aforementioned rules shall apply whether or not the upperclassmen in question are within earshot. They have a way of knowing these things.

4. Thou shalt not converse with underclassmen.

5. Thou shalt avoid football players in full gameday plumage, regardless of the win/loss record.

6. Band members are of a separate species. Thou shalt avoid them if thou value thy sanity, unless thou wanteth a laugh.

7. Cheerleaders are also alien. Thou shalt avoid them regardless.

8. Thou shalt know and appreciate the holy rite known as cooperative collaboration.

9. Thou shalt keep thy locker combination secure.

10. Thou shalt not inspire the quiz bowl team to hatred.
      They have ways of making life miserable.
Because I was bored.

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gothgirlsunako's avatar
#10 should definitely be #1. and #6 should be #2. i'm a QB nerd and a marching band geek. so my sanity is long gone.